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Unrequited Love

My mom taught me that unrequited love is suicidal, that should be approximately 10yrs ago, I held it that way, not a single word class did I forget, because I don't want to kill myself by myself. 

TRUSTING GOD

In this my journey with God, I have been faced with lots of challenges and some sorted and some didn't. I have always told God that I trust him with my life and destiny, that means that wherever he is taking me, I'm willing and consent to go. It's down to even a tiny stuff like Even when my plans are not working the way I thought they should, even when I have any cause to worry, heck even when my relationship or love life struggles, I just sit there, fold my arms and trust him to align me.

Giving Thanks

Thank God I'm not gay, Jesus thank you I'm not a Pedo, thank God I'm not a woman wrapper. God, can I believe you that I'm not a flirt? Cuz I'm not too sure. 🥺

ZOBO

Politicians and cold Zobo are like 5 & 6. Frank Nweke Jr told my pastor that Obasanjo during his regime told the Governor of Enugu that time that he (The governor) should give him (OBJ) the best brain in Enugu. The Governor gave him Frank Nweke II and OBJ made him the minister of info. Frank Nweke II, I love you but this your Zobo cold abeg Chai 😍

MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION

One thing about Kings is that they don't serve, they are humble but they don't serve. The 💯 million dollar question is; are you a king? Just tell me no jeje let me move on, this motivational speaking thing ne'er dey give me money yet, I no wan dey waste too much time on am.

INFLATION STORY

Kids, "I pass my neighbor" generator is now N50K during my days, it was sold for N13K to N15K, even Pepsi bottle 50cl was sold for N40 and Coke bottle was sold for N50. 2 days ago, I had the opportunity to see 50cl Coke for N120, when last have you tasted bottle Coke? Long & short of it is that, the taste differs tremendously from the plastic one, when I tasted it, I felt like I was still in Benin 🇧🇯 Republic. Life was good then, no be child's, imagine comparing Can Amstel with bottle Amstel? Shey you dey whine me ni 🙄😒 Anyways thats all for now, if you have any further confusion, talk to me, I am always here to guide you. 😁 In a bit ✌🏽

A Verse to Remember

"Just look around And all of the people that we used to know Have just given up, they wanna let it go But we're still trying... So you should know this love we share Was never made to die I'm glad we're on this one-way street Just you and I" This 👆🏽never gets old 🥰

Girl's Déception

Left of you is one random fine girl asking you "what do you really want from me" like she is gonna say yes, waiting for you to cap, ka o wuo gi n'ala 😀

Chicken Story

I was looking at the chicken 🐔 next thing, it has started turninonion upside down, I looked closer, I saw a snake-like you know... The thing crawled up to it and scxiii on its jugular vein, blood begin psst out. Omo, I took cover, expressed shock, tip toed closer to collect eye witness report. Next thing I saw was this human being, carrying painter bucket with hot water inside, the vapour coming out of it, baba carry this chicken that has cooled down by now, the cold hands of death has gently smooched it into a deep slumber. Immediately baba raised the chicken, that he did not know what killed o, from the hot water and started preparing it for evening meal. That's when i knew there is hunger.

BEST BREAKFAST SONG

Don't leave me in all this pain Don't leave me out in the rain Bring back the nights when I held you beside me Un-break my heart Say you'll love me again Undo this hurt you caused When you walked out the door And walked out of my life Un-cry these tears I cried so many nights The best breakfast song ever

SOUTH EAST PASTORS

_In the South East_ Nobody: Literally Nobody: Pastors to Holy Spirit: E be like we go fix church service this sit-at-home o, these guys are doing absolutely nothing, just chilling since morning.  The next day... A certain Pastor to Congregation: we are going to be having a revival service session by 5pm on Monday. A certain member of the church: ah ah... tomorrow no be sit at home? Me no go come o, I go dey with my boyfriend all day long, spending quality time.  To be continued...

Nigeria is Blessed

You think you are having challenges in this country? People are being killed by missile attack in Ukraine, Someone is queuing for 10 days just to get half tank of fuel in Sri Lanka 🇱🇰, Hunger wan finish some children for Haiti. In all these, we give God praise that we still have hope in this country.

SNIPPET

It's a still water, calm as calm can be, there comes the turbulent wind, took the gentle nature of what once stood still, not because there is why but because it can. The pain it caused, the disruption of a course and further destruction therein. I stood there, watching, in awe, there came a silent voice, in an inaudible whisper, shouted in a very low tone, "ride with the wind". "Don't chose the victim" "ride" That's when I realized...

Like Jesus

I am like Jesus, I like to sleep amidst the storm, I like to cut off unproductive branches, I like to curse unyielding plants, I chase disobedient people away from my space with 2by2. I am like Jesus, I want to author and finish faith, I want to raise the dead and heal the sick, deliver those who are in the bondage of the evil one.  I am like him, the one who was, is and still is to come, the one that call those things that be not as if they were, the good Shephard. I am like Jesus, i want to say talitha cumi and she lives, come forth and and the rottening man fix up, ephpheta and the deaf-mute of Decapolis receives his senses. It can only be Jesus, He washes feet, He gave his life as a gift, Reaches out to you, to come oh ye who are heavily ladened.