SOUTH EAST PASTORS

_In the South East_

Nobody:

Literally Nobody:

Pastors to Holy Spirit: E be like we go fix church service this sit-at-home o, these guys are doing absolutely nothing, just chilling since morning. 

The next day...

A certain Pastor to Congregation: we are going to be having a revival service session by 5pm on Monday.

A certain member of the church: ah ah... tomorrow no be sit at home? Me no go come o, I go dey with my boyfriend all day long, spending quality time. 
To be continued...

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