TONI CHUKWUIWU

Let me tell you a story. Wait, hear me out, I know most of the best brains 🧠 in the country have failed you and you are probably still disappointed [that is if you're still not basking in the foolery] but I graduated summa cum laude in Economics and I was very enthusiastic and ardent while a student so I cannot make this stuff up. I was having a tete-a-tete with my mom over the phone and I was enlightening her on what the new policy is all about. I first heard what she has to say which of course is a compendium of all your opinions out there, talking about that the new policy is to curb vote buying, apprehension of kidnappers and other fraudulent individuals out there and the least to bring in many unbanked individuals into the system [this one here is the truth but was never the intent] Like I said, hear me out I'm coming to ice the cake 🎂, you will surely like my baking. So, I was a banker [I doubt many of you know that] I was a relationship manager or what you ...