APRIL FOOLS

Not knowing I read yo minds, moments when y'all want something, you be coming at it like we friends 🙄.

Got this maiden that didn't see me for months and suddenly, she checks up on me at my old office and was like she hasn't heard from me in a while, I was like okay. Next thing she goes like "please I need a favour" boom that's it there.


I call em April babies cuz they're fools!

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